Yarr, melhor pirata do mundo

Se eu fosse um pirata, seria:

You are The Cap'n!

Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You're mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that's his problem, now isn't? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

Eu bem sabia que tinha sido talhado para mandar. Sempre gostei de o fazer e, diga-se em abono da verdade, sempre fui bom a fazê-lo; mandar nos outros é um dom que tenho.

Se quiserem saber que tipo de pirata seriam se fossem... bem... se fosse piratas, façam o teste.

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